escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just had sex on a roof
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
