M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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