So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I think I won the penis lottery.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
COCAINE IS GR8
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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