.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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