This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I feel like death gave me a hand job
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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