We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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