I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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