And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I forget how to act sober
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