take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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