Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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