You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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