New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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