i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I think a kid would responsible me up
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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