Don't make out with my wife yet
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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