We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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