i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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