I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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