Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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