i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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