Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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