why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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