they need to just BURY HIM!
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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