Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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