if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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