The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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