do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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