ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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