Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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