AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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