My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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