i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
