you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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