at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just threw up on my dentist
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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