But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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