She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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