I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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