I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I have tasted many bathrooms
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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