so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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