that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I think i got beer on your cat.
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