ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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