Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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