My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
So much rum. So many feels.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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