i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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