i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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