did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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