I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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