Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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