We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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