PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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