gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Randomize
