so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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