ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
NoShamevember. You game?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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