Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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