I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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