They should really pass out barf bags in church
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
