i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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