I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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