Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm just crazy horny about you
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
i am craving dick and cupcakes
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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