Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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